Welcome to The Safe Library: Dr. Albrecht's Library 2.0 Service, Safety, and Security Resources

Our Library 2.0 "Safe Library" training programs for library staffers and leaders cover service, security, safety, supervision, and even a little stress management. Our goal is to help to keep all library employees physically and psychologically safe, making it easier for them to serve all patrons in their facilities.

Dr. Albrecht's podcast recordings and feed are to the right, and following immediately below that is a full list of his blog posts. A full list of paid webinars is to the left.

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Dr. Albrecht's blog posts are below. One of the features of his blog is "ASK DR. STEVE," where readers submit questions and he answers them. To submit a question for Dr. Steve, please email askdrsteve@library20.com.

By Dr. Steve Albrecht.

Thank you, Bold and Brave Librarians! We asked and you shared! My hands trembled as I complied your List of Yuck.

As you review what your colleagues have “curated” here, you can either take some comfort that either your library has not had it as bad as others, or enjoy our “congratulations," because your library came out near the top of the List of Awful.

What are the Worst, Grossest, Scariest, or Oddest Things Ever Found in the Stacks or in the Book Drop for Your Library?

“We had a full bag of apple pie filling dumped in the book drop. What a mess! The book drop was sticky for months!”

“By far the weirdest and most disgusting thing I've found in a book was a piece of raw bacon! Oddly, I was taking a library class several years ago and this question came up. I thought I had the weirdest things, hands down. Turned out that 3 other people in the class had found raw bacon in books, too! Bacon! tongue-out

“When I worked in a public library some teenage troublemakers tossed a lit sparkler into the book drop. It singed some books but luckily didn't start a fire. We also had a very overdue book returned coated in chocolate cake. Another time, in a combined elementary/middle school, a student came in with a ziplock baggie full of ice cubes. She had walked into a pole in the playground during recess and the ice was for her forehead. As her class was leaving I asked her, "Where's your baggie?" She had no idea. We found it (full of water) inside an upright I Spy book on the shelves.”

“Once a group of very sneaky students came into our school library with raw eggs, which they snuck in between the books on the shelves. When we pushed the books up straight you can imagine the mess! We never found out who did it either.”

“Books covered in blood returned to the checkout desk by a person who looked like they had recently been in a fight, an entire hotdog and big gulp in the book drop, (what a waste!) and of course, the dreaded bedbugs and cockroaches.”

“I discovered a dead frog used as a bookmark in a returned book once. It was very sad.”

“That beats the whole cupcake (including frosting) used as a bookmark.”

“Patron brought a (recently) dead skunk in the library. Wanted information on taxidermy.”

“We had a metal tool that looked to be from a veterinarian's office...it said `tick remover’ on it.”

“We've had a dead bird (who was not alive when he entered), pop cans, and dirty socks in our book drop.”

“Once we had an ice cream cone in our book drop. Thankfully it only damaged one book.”

“School librarian here. My first year collecting textbooks in a high school, checking each for their condition, in just one day, I saw drawings of flaccid penises, erect penises, dancing penises, ejaculating penises, happy penises, sad penises, etc., ad nauseam. And I had one student at the end of the day, trying to describe his book to me, saying, You know, it was the one with the penis drawn in it? I lost my mind: the one? the ONE????”

“Ah yes, the penises! I remember trying to erase them from books when I worked in schools.”

“Carefully drawn cartoons of phalluses riding bicycles. 🚲 🚲 🚲”

“Someone's birth control patch was stuck to the back of a novel I was shelving. I washed my hands for a WHILE after that one.”

“This happened to a library where friends of mine worked and/or frequented: a woman was dumping mayo, ketchup, and other condiments into the Ada County library (Boise, ID) book drop. She was also a regular in an agriculture store I worked at during the time she was doing all of this. My coworkers knew I was working on my MLS and started calling me the Librarianator.” Link to one of the many articles about her (even made it to CBS News): Police bust 74-year-old for depositing mayo in book drop... 

“Late one Halloween night in the mid-90s, I received a call from local police dispatch. I was asked to come to unlock the library as the local fire department were on scene responding to smoke in our book drop.(I was middle management, but lived blocks, not miles from the library.) I arrived at the library a few minutes later in my pajamas. Fire Department investigation determined a paper bag of feces was set on fire and dropped in the book return. Definitely tricks and no treats that year.”

“A few of the noteworthy items i've either witnessed in person or tertiary handled questions/fallout over the years:

"a) Raw turkey in the book drop, the whole thing, smooshed to fit. It seems to have been dropped off the evening/night before thanksgiving. By the time staff found it several days later, everything in the book drop (a lot of stuff) was ruined and the smell was horrific. 

"b) Mucus (boogers). Over the course of a year or so, someone had been leaving bloody boogers in multiple sections of novels returned on the rollers, always during rush hour when staff don't have much time to spot check inside the books. It took a long time and concerted effort to catch the person, who I kept hearing referred to as "The Booger Bandit.” 

"c) Cat urine. It was all over a book so it was billed. Pet-related incidents are common, but the interesting thing here was that the customer denied that it had been damaged upon return, insisting that a cat had somehow gotten into the book drop. It's a double-door system with a long chute, and there had been no cat found by staff inside the closed book drop closet. The customer doubled down, said that it must have disappeared somehow, like magic. Magic cat? Yes, says the customer. Then they decided that a certain librarian was out to get them and had gotten into the book drop, pulled out their return, and urinated on it, with cat urine. I just took notes on everything the customer said and handed it off up the chain of command. I don’t have enough hands for the amount of facepalm needed on that one."

“I have thankfully not found anything imminently harmful like drug paraphernalia, but when city Public Works moved a trash can next to our book drop (which was just across the parking lot from a busy bowling alley), the amount of beer bottles (some with beer inside) and food wrappers increased. It was easily fixed."

"The saddest thing I have ever found was a litter of kittens, young enough their eyes were still closed. Two of the four made it to the vet's office. Sadly, none survived. I cannot for the life of me figure out why the owner of the cats thought it a good idea to put them there. (and no, no momma cat could have opened the drop by herself).  cry Those poor kittens.”

“Pot, meth, pills, crack, various pipes, used needles, full and empty alcohol containers, mostly in the stacks, but ocassionally found on the ground or in landscaping. I walked into a cloud of meth smoke in the restroom. Items soiled with bodily fluids/solids (diapers, sanitary napkins, tampons, condoms, tissues): All the above, but dealt with by either janitorial and/or building maintenance. Mostly blockages caused by:clothing, needles or other items shoved down into toilets. A serial cough drop user who stored used drops in-between pages. 

"Notes threatening staff and other patrons.

"Not books, but walls, signs, benches, lamp posts and fences tagged.

"Stick with axe and hunting knife duct-taped to form a home-made 'halberd.' Various sharpened sticks.

"A mouse caught in the sorter. I had to review the video to determine if it was accidental or intentional. It was accidental--no idea what possessed the mouse - making him decide to jump onto the sorting belt.

New iPhone, large uncashed paycheck, cash, credit cards.”

“I'm in a suburban library system in California. The community is ranked one of the safest, best places to live overall. However, the location that generates most of the incidents is in a core neighborhood, and within walking distance of a shelter. Some of it could be attributed to that and the issues faced by the unsheltered. Most of the incidents are from the last five years, and coincidentally so has evidence that methamphetamine and fentanyl use has increased locally. I also think we receive an overflow of people from a larger metro area adjacent to us, as authorities put pressure on them to the point that they migrate to us.

"Oh, and I forgot to mention the arson. It started with us finding evidence of small fires around the facility. Then, one night, someone continually tossed burning books down from the elevated parking into our chiller/HVAC system until it caught the enclosure on fire. Luckily, it was far enough from the library building and it did not spread. It was caught on security camera and it burned for at least 30 minutes before someone called the Fire Dept.

"There are also more serious incidents and some with pending legal cases that I've left out for obvious reasons.

"I will also mention that the two adjacent library systems have dealt with far worse, so we consider ourselves lucky in that respect.

"I feel guilty for sharing all these bad incidents, and the negative associations it creates with libraries. However, if there's anything positive about this, I will say that it illustrates that we have some of the best staff, who handle incidents professionally, while maintaining excellent service and remaining compassionate and caring people, despite the challenges.”

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  • Ooh - during a program for children that involved using adhesive tape in one of those industrial, heavy brown dispensers, a child brought me a dispenser wherein a long-deceased bony mouse corpse was solidly nested. The kids were yelling "rats! rats!". I just plucked it out by the tail and threw it away. No big deal! Another time there was a small, but alive and real snake hanging out under the circulation desk. It was a harmless type so just picked it up (in a towel) and tossed it back to nature.

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Dr. Steve Albrecht

Since 2000, Dr. Steve Albrecht has trained thousands of library employees in 28+ states, live and online, in service, safety, and security. His programs are fast, entertaining, and provide tools that can be put to use immediately in the library workspace with all types of patrons.

In 2015, the ALA published his book, Library Security: Better Communication, Safer Facilities. His new book, The Safe Library: Keeping Users, Staff, and Collections Secure, was just published by Rowman & Littlefield.

Steve holds a doctoral degree in Business Administration (D.B.A.), an M.A. in Security Management, a B.A. in English, and a B.S. in Psychology. He is board-certified in HR, security management, employee coaching, and threat assessment.

He has written 25 books on business, security, and leadership topics. He lives in Springfield, Missouri, with six dogs and two cats.

More on The Safe Library at thesafelibrary.com. Follow on X (Twitter) at @thesafelibrary and on YouTube @thesafelibrary. Dr. Albrecht's professional website is drstevealbrecht.com.

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"Not only have I learned incredibly valuable skills to use in my career as a public librarian, those lessons will have a ripple effect as I teach a course on Social Crisis Management... I always give Dr. Albrecht the credit in the portions of my lecture and presentation.  And have first hand experiences using these lessons to support his approach. Thanks again for lending your expertise to ensure that as librarians we can remain safe, keep our customers safe and still deliver on our mission and the meaningful work we do each day." - Jen 

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"I wanted to send you a note of thanks for your webinars... I watched 5 of them and found them to be incredibly informative. Currently I am working with my library's director to put together a situation response manual for safety and security matters that apply to our own library... What you have shared has been very useful to help set up some guidelines and decide a good direction for training within our organization. Thank you so much for sharing your insights." - Jennifer from IN

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"I remember when you came to our Annual Employee Training Session and presented a terrific class. I was able to view all of your webinars during this time and I learned so much. Your generosity of spirit during this pandemic is truly appreciated and your kindness will be remembered. Thanks again and Cheers." - Bernadette from CA

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"I have recently watched all your webinars... (this begins to sound like a groupie saying, "I have all your records!") and I'm so grateful to have had the opportunity to learn from them. They were probably the best work at home professional development material I encountered in the two months my library has been closed. I've worked in public libraries since 1988 and everything you said makes sense in my experience. I look forward to putting what I learned from your webinars to use when we eventually reopen to the people the library exists for. Many thanks!" - Barbara from BC Canada

"I've learned a lot from your diverse offerings as I knew that I would. I listened to 4 of your webinars at this run. I also attended your talk last year at one of our branch libraries. I hope that your presentations remain in my mind and that your practical, philosophical and respectful methods of engagement can be brought forth in times of need." - Deborah from CA

"We don't always take the time to do online courses or participate in webinars because of time and money restraints. We have been lucky to have the time now to take advantage of these opportunities. Your webinars really pack a lot of info in the time allotted. Your observations and surveys conducted with staff across the country made this applicable and the reality. Many of the situations described sound like our day to day interactions with patrons. Again thank you so much for these valuable webinars. I hope we will be open soon and able to put your tips into practice." - Kathy from MD

"I’ve really enjoyed all of your webinars, especially the ones about security and challenging patrons, and I’ve gained some useful knowledge that I can utilize at my library. I hope you have a wonderful day! Thanks again!" - Deborah from OH

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"I have found your webinars especially helpful during this time of stay-at-home orders and the inability to report to work for my daily schedule. (My branch is closed indefinitely.) I have especially found "Interacting with the Homeless" and "Stress Management for Library Staff" as the most help to date. I have been doing daily meditation as a stress reliever and taking time to find happiness despite all that is taking place in this world.... having this opportunity to listen to your thought-processes is very invigorating and life-changing. Thank you from the bottom of my heart." - Danielle from MD

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"Thank you very much for your work and very good webinar." - Donna from IN

"I appreciate your vast knowledge on patrons and safety situations." - Mary from IL

"I've long wanted to explore your work, and have enjoyed and learned from 4 of your webinars so far, with plans to view them all. They are excellent! I am charged with leading our staff around issues of safety and security in our rural system, and you are a clear and dynamic voice in our field. I really appreciate your experience, knowledge, and presentation style, down to talking fast to get the most information into the time of the presentation! Hopefully, I'll be able to obtain the new edition of your book soon, as I hope to keep these themes as relevant currents for the duration of my career." - Kimberlee from CA

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"Thank you for your wonderful `Safety and Security in the Library' presentation. I so appreciate that you were able to join us virtually this year and share your knowledge on these topics with our library staff. I look forward to exploring some of the resources you shared with us."

"Thanks so much for recording the presentation. It was fantastic!"

"Thank you, Dr Steve, for your presentation today. It was very helpful and insightful. Your subtle humor also lightened the mood."

"I wanted to reach out and thank you for all the information that you gave in your webinar on conducting a library facility security assessment."

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